prismaticrap | texts from last moon.

And this is why I don't drink.

[ the perils of being a mega lightweight. ]

I can only imagine what sort of requests you'd come up with if you were drunk.

Asking to be punched in the face because 'it'll be hot' is a possibility, apparently.

Those were your exact words fyi.

"Katie, please. It'll be hot~ This is a good idea."

I should've gotten it on video.

N O P E

we never speak of this again

You're kind of adorable, y'know?

I'm tough and scary.

[Snort.]

You're tougher and scarier than some people I know.

I definitely lost tough points for the glitter getting stuck in my tail from that bath bomb, didn't I?

I think we both know the answer to that, sparkles~

If you wake up one morning with glitter hair color spray in your hair, it definitely wasn't me.

I'll take that into consideration.

Seriously though, you have a hell of a punch. My jaw is clicking.

So what have we learned?

That I'm way too into women who could lay me out without any effort?

Well, that too.

My jaw really does hurt... Maybe you should come kiss it and make it better.

We'll see.

Or you can give me another punch.

With your mouth this time~

[ at least Ren thinks he's funny. ]

[W O W.]

I mean. I could bite you, but I'm not sure what that's going to accomplish.

I'd be delighted to have a mark from you, actually.

Oh?

Yeah, I think it'd be nice.

I suppose I can't really give you a hard time when I feel pretty much the same way about the ones you've given me.

In that case, I'm always happy to give a few more~

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