sheisthewind: (scheming)

[personal profile] sheisthewind 2019-10-21 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder how many stitches he needed.
sarcaskick: (Smell ya later!)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-10-21 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
i dunno. did you get a look at it? if he was small it might not have taken that many at all to patch him back up.
sheisthewind: (boredom)

[personal profile] sheisthewind 2019-10-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
He looked a little smaller than average. There was too much blood to tell how severe the injury was.
sarcaskick: (ten minutes into revolution and chill)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-10-21 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
you might've done best to just take his head off with that wind magic of yours

it'd be a mercy kill
sheisthewind: (amused)

[personal profile] sheisthewind 2019-10-21 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
But his suffering amused me too much, and there were witnesses.
sarcaskick: (*stares wistfully into sunset*)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-10-21 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
you know, i've heard of being called a cockbite but i don't think they ever meant it like this
sheisthewind: (caution)

[personal profile] sheisthewind 2019-10-21 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
Or did they? This can't be the first time something like this has happened.
sarcaskick: (oops teehee there were casualties)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-10-21 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
beats me! i've never been given more than a nibble down there, and i plan to keep it that way
sheisthewind: (calm)

[personal profile] sheisthewind 2019-10-21 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Wise choice. It didn't seem like anyone was having a good time except for the spectators.
sarcaskick: (oh no you didn't)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-10-21 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
do you think he'll try to make up a cool war story for how he got that scar?
sheisthewind: (chatty)

[personal profile] sheisthewind 2019-10-21 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly. Unfortunately for him, I took pictures.
sarcaskick: (oh wow gross feelings ewww)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-10-21 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
.. you know what

i think this time i DON'T want to see it
sheisthewind: (fan dancer)

[personal profile] sheisthewind 2019-10-21 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Do you want to see the one of just his face?
sarcaskick: (you wouldn't like me when i'm sassy)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-10-21 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
oooh, that one i'll accept
sheisthewind: (cheerful)

[personal profile] sheisthewind 2019-10-21 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Enclosed is a photo of a man in obvious pain with tears streaming down his face as he looks down in horror at his lap. One of his hands is in the photo with blood on it.]

Remember this whenever you're having a bad day.
sarcaskick: (but y u mad tho)

[personal profile] sarcaskick 2019-10-21 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
you're a ray of sunshine in this bleak, bleak world