prismaticrap | texts from last moon.

If it's not about pretzels, are you going to abandon me in my friend's time of need?

Absolutely I will

That's so heartless of you.

Are you sure you don't want to help?

I don't think I'm the right man for the job

But you've always been so resourceful. You're capable enough, I'm sure of it.

Ye Xiu, I have just a few rules in my life, and one of them is that I refuse to partake of innuendo

So you stop that right now

Seriously? How have you survived in a place like this with a rule like that?

[ please, he's curious. ]

By walking away!!

[ LOL ]

That doesn't make the innuendo go away.

Perhaps not, but I don't have to engage with it!

That's no fun though. You should try doing the opposite of that sometimes.

I'm not especially interested in fun

I thought so.

But why?

Life isn't about having fun

Life is about being useful

Well.

If that's the way you see it, I'm not going to argue with you.