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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-10-21 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
there's nothing wrong with toast it's just why the hell would you want to eat ONLY two pieces of toast at once

what compels you to put your mouth through that?!
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[personal profile] oomfies 2019-10-23 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
sandwiches have shit inside them so do not bring that into this!
a convo about eating just two slices of dry bread
and yes that is how the saying goes but im never putting myself thru that
just so you got cha! u ate bland bread for no reason