texts from last moon.

[resound]

we made a mistake

Comments

[specialist_snowflake]

I don't believe that's all you're doing.

[prizeneck]

what else would i be doing

[specialist_snowflake]

You could at least have the decency not to play dumb. I'm hanging up.

[prizeneck]

ha
c'mon now
even i know it's blocking someone
not hanging up

[specialist_snowflake]

[There's no reply. And somehow, even with that, there's a certain degree of tense, wintry disapproval in the silence that follows.]

[prizeneck]

[he can feel nuclear winter approaching from a distance]

seriously though
explain what happened
did you get distracted or something

[specialist_snowflake]

My microwave malfunctioned. After placing the soup within, it began to spark and scream. I can only assume this has something to do with those wretched jellyfish creatures.

[prizeneck]

could be but
what kind of container was the soup in

[specialist_snowflake]

A can. What difference does that make?

[prizeneck]

ha

rookie mistake
metal and tin reacts inside the microwave
that's why it burned

[specialist_snowflake]

What? There were no such instructions. What else am I not allowed to place inside this abominable device?

[prizeneck]

living beings

[specialist_snowflake]

Well that much is obvious, not to mention completely vile.

[prizeneck]

just making sure
never tried it but i heard it's good if you want to warm up your towels

as for what you shouldn't put there
anything metallic and some sorts of plastic

[specialist_snowflake]

I see. Thank you. That is useful information to consider.

[And warm towels do sound nice. She's still waiting for the inappropriate teasing nonetheless.

[prizeneck]

pretty sure lunatia's firefighters are thanking me already

[it's tame. lbr.]

[specialist_snowflake]

Well. I do hold a certain appreciation for a man in uniform. It seems I missed an opportunity.

[prizeneck]

shit
my bad

[specialist_snowflake]

I'm kidding.

[prizeneck]

you sure about that
it's fine if you weren't
if anything happens i'll send them your way

[specialist_snowflake]

I need no additional assistance should I have need of a moonlacing partner, as they are in ample supply.

Yourself?

[prizeneck]

i don't understand the question
are you asking me i like people in uniforms

[specialist_snowflake]

I'm asking if there are any opportunities I should watch for, for your sake. Surely there must be a certain type you favor?

[prizeneck]

what
no
no type

[specialist_snowflake]

Honestly. How have you not been turned into crystal by now.

Please tell me you're not in the process of doing so.