teaserving: (WINE MOM)

[personal profile] teaserving 2019-10-21 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
i really hope you whip it out with your dick or it's completely worthless

come one come all we have tiny outfits for your cock
we can call it forever 69

[personal profile] nonehorse 2019-10-22 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I am absolutely going to whip it out like that. I need to have the comedic effect down pat so that the scratchy texture is more bearable.

If people come in asking for piercings and whatnot though, I'm out. I'm fine with sewing very small outfits for genitalia, but the moment it gets to jewellery, I'm selling you my share and going. Do you think there's a market for more penis hats, though? Imagine: beanies for downstairs.