[PLEASE LET HIM LIVE FOR MORE THAN ONE SINGLE SECOND?! Don't mind him wailing TAMAKI-KUN from behind his closed door before continuing to scream into his hands, Tamaki's incessant texts pouring in all the while.]
I'm not ghosting you! It's just This is a lot to process! I can't recover from this type of blunder.
Isn't it clear from the context alone? It's just an expression. Please, please, please don't look it up. Please listen to me just this once.
It would be better for both of us if you didn't. But that's...
[Hold on, give him a hot second to actually look up the definitions. Oh... oh no..]
The simplest explanation is someone who enjoys sex to the point of putting aside their self worth and degrading themselves for it. For the sake of preserving the last shreds of my dignity, don't look it up. I'm begging you.
I'm truly, sincerely sorry. I deeply regret not working up the courage to ask you outright. I didn't want to pressure you into anything you weren't comfortable with.
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I'm not ghosting you!
It's just
This is a lot to process! I can't recover from this type of blunder.
Isn't it clear from the context alone?
It's just an expression. Please, please, please don't look it up. Please listen to me just this once.
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You took a while and you sound scary, I'm not coming over there.
Anyway
I don't get it
Why didn't' you just ask me?
We can't do it if I don't look it up
So you either tell me
Or I look
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But that's...
[Hold on, give him a hot second to actually look up the definitions. Oh... oh no..]
The simplest explanation is someone who enjoys sex to the point of putting aside their self worth and degrading themselves for it.
For the sake of preserving the last shreds of my dignity, don't look it up. I'm begging you.
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I LOOKED TIT UP
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SOU-CHAN!!
YOU SUCK!!
N
NEVER MIND
NO YOU DTNT DONT
[ CUE SCREAMING FROM HIS ROOM. ]
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[That he wants to be wrecked like one and not shown any respect? Hmm.]
It's only hyperbole! I was so desperate that I wasn't thinking!
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So
That's how you feel?
Do you wanna
[ typing, erasing, typing, erasing, typing, erasing ]
So does it have to be rough or
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...No, it doesn't.
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Sou-chan's so skinny that I'm scared to snap you in half
You're clean, too. You wouldn't like doing it in an alley.
Would you?
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But preferably not in an alley, no. Or in public, for that matter.
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I'll show you all the stuff Ei-chan taught me.
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I look forward to seeing if you can live up to those words, Tamaki-kun.
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Just believe in me, will you!?
I'm coming over!!
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My door is unlocked.
[But he's definitely a lot less collected in person than he is over text. Sorry.]