texts from last moon

[casaposa]

 

you know what to do 

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caesar zeppeli

[casaposa]

1. In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.

2. I did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do.

3. The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow.

4. You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the basement floor and then took a bite out of it.

5. Text him!

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[axemeaquestion]

why

[casaposa]

It was either that or a rock.

[axemeaquestion]

where were you drinking box wine, a desert?

[casaposa]

[You know what?? It's not his fault he can't remember where he went last night-a partial blessing, considering the amount of boxed wine he downed. Awful. He stooped so low in his drunken state.]

It doesn't matter where.

[Code for - he doesn't remember.]

It's better than nothing and it's durable.
This could prove useful in your world.

[It won't.]

[axemeaquestion]

oh my god shut up

[BOY PLEASE they slept on old jackets and shit, like civilized people.]

i bet your hair smells like cheap wine

[casaposa]

It smells fine. Do you truly think me a sloppy drunk?

[There's a long ass pause, and-]

It'll come out after a shower. I just have to find one.

[axemeaquestion]

honey i think anybody who sleeps on a wine bag's gonna smell like wine

good luck on your shower hunt

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[firstsaderesponder]

don't be alarmed when you come home and see a guy handcuffed to your bed. i'll uncuff him when I get back

[casaposa]

Why is he in my room?
Get back here and remove him.

[firstsaderesponder]

can't. i'm at work now

also because it's fun that way. be sure to entertain him while he waits

[casaposa]

[He has a job??????? Who the hell hired him??]

Absolutely not.
Don't involve me in your nonsense.
I'll release him some other way.

[firstsaderesponder]

[Sorry Konoka....]

good luck with that. i think he likes being on your bed

[casaposa]

I don't care what he likes.
I'm kicking him out.
Don't leave your dates in my bedroom next time.

[firstsaderesponder]

he's not my date, he's my new pet

*our* new pet 👍

if there was a girl handcuffed to your bed, would you kick her out

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[sheisthewind]

If he annoyed you enough to toss him over the fence in the first place, he probably deserved the concrete.

[casaposa]

[Kagura gets it. Hell yeah.]

Perhaps that's karma at work.
From what I remember, he was irritating.

[sheisthewind]

Then no harm done. To anyone who matters, that is.

[casaposa]

True.
Maybe they'll think twice before opening their mouth again.

[sheisthewind]

Maybe. Some people's stupidity is as reliable as the sun rising in the east.

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[disasdeer]

I don't think this was for me, but it sounds like a power move. Someone was asserting their dominance by eating a grapefruit rind.

[casaposa]

A power move that failed miserably.
All they have to show for it is a chipped tooth and wounded pride.

[disasdeer]

I'm going to go ahead and assume they were drunk. I hope they were drunk. If not, it's in my top ten dumbest things done for no good reason.

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[getstoned]

you act like you've never heard of a power move before caro

[casaposa]

You certainly made an impression.
The man who tried to bite it after you broke his tooth.