lumberlady: (フー)

DX

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-27 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
i not text GONTA?

no joke???
Edited 2020-08-27 07:23 (UTC)

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[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-27 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
i'm so sorry 👉👈😿

of course i'm not mad at all. if you still need assistance, i.can.try. 😳💦
lumberlady: (赤くなる)

scream

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-27 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
ah








you is OKITA SOUJI.







not husband.






i understand.






i go find hole now please have wonderful day!!!!!!!

shh shh shh /covers mouth

[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-27 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
( what is life, sob. )

W-WAIT!! 😨 THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT KONOHA-SAN!!!! 💦💦💦

I SAID I'M NOT MAD!!
lumberlady: (全部見ちゃった!!)

🙊

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-27 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
no no i apologize!!!!

i is not lewd woman!!!

or no i cannot say now???!

i no mean to show lewdness to you!!!!!!! is not

apology!!!!!!

yes, good girl /pats

[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-27 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
you thought i was your husband and it's alright being lewd to him!!

i take no offense! don't fall into a hole! it's dangerous!
lumberlady: (いやいやいや)

she does like pats

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-27 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
even if is LUNATIA should not speak so to not husband or not

you know

moon accident partner

please to be forgetting??? or is not the possible...







possible not possible...

back pats then :3

[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-27 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
we--we can! if that makes you feel better 🤷‍♂️
lumberlady: (痺れる)

;3;

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-27 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
maybe is not possible

now i never forget

now OKITA SOUJI thinks i is pervert... is ruined woman...


[and maybe a dramatic drunk]
embracethewind: (pic#8138146)

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[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-27 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
( as long as you don't commit seppuku konoha, anything has a solution. )

no, no, no! i don't, i swear! 😵

i got the message thinking you wanted me... to... you know... 😳

i should be the one apologizing for not making sure 🙇
lumberlady: (勇気)

💜

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-27 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
is-

is fine! to assume such thing... is LUNATIA and... many thing in LUNATIA make mating complicate and sometimes with not spouse people....

possible... i should thank OKITA SOUJI? some human man maybe run away if jinba woman ask such thing...


[at least honor suicide is off the table]

💙

[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-27 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
if such thing were to happen i believe your husband would understand.

no need, konoha-san. but... would they? that raises the question: can a human penis 🥒 fit in a female jinba 🐎?

wouldn't it be... too... small? 😳
lumberlady: (フー)

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-27 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
husband 's emotion is not worried... GONTA is much kind and much understanding... and we understand early in LUNATIA that we must make promise and decide how to handle moon accident. is no problem because heart and who love is no changing.






but

... fit is. of course not. same as with jinba partner... cannot have good far inside feeling but. can still have good... inside-outside feeling? ... this make sense?


[help she's drunk and doesn't know how to write "friction" or "clitoral stimulation"...]
embracethewind: (pic#7616009)

[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-27 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
( s-so cute jinba couple. mus be protected. )

awwe~ you both really are faithful to each other despite the moon accidents. true love!


hmmm i get it! like... if i used my hands to caress you? like that?


( kinda. that would explain why he got the text. also now he's learning female jinba anatomy without realizing HE'S ASKING A MARRIED WOMAN. why ask, souji!? )
lumberlady: (痺れる)

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-27 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[more like everyone should be protected from this idiot couple!!!]

yes! more than body is heart that is important, so marriage is fine if hearts are loving. and i love GONTA most.

yes like... hand or mouth or... 🥒 also working if is directing nice way... then man can also get enjoy? if both enjoy then is good... even if is moon accident, should be kind to partner...


[if she's asked she just answers???? look it's educational...........]

[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-27 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
( w-would souji be stomped on? )

may your love be blessed to last forever 🙏

a-ah. i-i'll get that in mind if something happens... between... us.


( it is! because one might never know? like in this case even if it was a misfire. )
lumberlady: (え~と)

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-27 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[her husband did punch the first guy but don’t worry that was a misunderstanding........ people should worry more about their occasionally single shared brain cell.]

thank you 💕 <— is friend heart!!!


[wait she was supposed to be convincing him she wasn’t a lewd woman....... sigh]






yes... please? i think. i no know anymore.
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[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-28 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
( a-ahahah. gonta would most likely throw him far away with a single punch or kick.

if it's any consolation, souji's the type who can be short-sighted, so... he sees true love where there is as long as it's not him, sob.
)

you're welcome! 💖

( ffff he's not helping either. )

huh... i can tell you about me as well.

( souji... no. )
lumberlady: (赤い)

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-29 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[gasp... it's the sparkle heart............. wait maybe it was an accident... he doesn't know her code well yet...]

yes! i talk too much!!!!! is time for OKITA SOUJI to talk!!!

[souji yes]
embracethewind: (pic#8138146)

[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-29 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
( more like he intended to be more understanding of her because yes! she's drunk and naive and precious and asdfghj! )

n-no! i mean-- what i'm trying to say is...

i would like for konoha-san to feel good, to touch you as you like and have pleasure as you like with me...

compared to jinba, i'm small in size.


( is this what sexting is? my god. also, notice he doesn't talk about that size. )
lumberlady: (痺れる)

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-29 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh no, that's... really sweet... !!!! even if it's embarrassing how could she not respond to that???]

OKITA SOUJI is kind... no need to worry about size!!

if partner is kind and patient then will feel good! i have accident with some human before... and it no feel same as jinba, is true, but still can do

i no know how to write word

crossing peak of pleasure mountain?

[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-29 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
( don't worry! he's as embarrassed as she is! )

a-ah, it's kind of you to say so... ///

y-yes, that's right! but, you still can feel pleasure with a human, right?
lumberlady: (へええええ)

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-29 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[the best thing about texts... you can hide your blush]

yes, is no problem! can cross mountain peak! and human can also.

is important

even if is accident, is important. should be nice to each other and stay friend.

[personal profile] embracethewind 2020-08-29 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
( yes, almost. if not for emojis, heh.

so... a human and jinba can happen, huh?
)

alright, alright! 😵

oh, of course i wouldn't cause any problems with your husband! no, no.
lumberlady: (ジロジロ。。。)

[personal profile] lumberlady 2020-08-29 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[if he's reassured, then mission... accompli... wait, when did that become the mission? she's never drinking again...]

no problem!

GONTA and i make promise. if accident happens, we go home after and say so truthful, then mate.

is i 's recommendation plan for couple coming to LUNATIA. work very well.

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