Didn't the sun already rise once today? Oh wait, that was just your smile.

[sifukatara]

The Bad Pick-Up Line Meme

Your character suddenly finds themselves unable to communicate in anything but bad pick-up lines. Crap. Any attempt to say anything but a bad pick-up line or come on in general fails for some inexplicable reason.

What happens next?

- Post.
- Reply to other people!
- Hijinks. If you need a list of pick up lines to use, this site has a ton.

Comments

[takingchances]

Like the color? Or do you mean the emotion?

[bloodisthicker]

I mean as in exceptionally raunchy.

[takingchances]

Oh.

[She blinks a time or two.]

Well there's a term I haven't heard before.

[She huffs out a laugh though.]

I think most pick up lines tend to get pretty raunchy. I mean by and large when you're trying to pick someone up, your intentions are sort of focused in one area. In my experience anyhow.

Believe it or not, I was a teenager once.

[bloodisthicker]

...it might be a little rural. I did grow up in the sticks, so.

But oh, of course. I too was a teenager at some point, and I'm not terribly proud of it.

[takingchances]

What could you possibly have to be not proud about when it comes to your teenage years?

[It's a droll question. She likely knows the answer.]

[bloodisthicker]

Oh, there’s a lot. Like the time I tried to make some ice flowers for a girl I wanted to ask out, but since I’m bad at art they all turned out to be some sort of surreal, jagged mass...

...

It probably would have impressed a girl who was into modern art, but she was more of a traditional sort.

[takingchances]

[Pff. She quirks a grin.]

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

[bloodisthicker]

I tried, and therefore no one can criticize me.