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Kagura | Inuyasha

[sheisthewind]

1. If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits

2. I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?

3. rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to charity and then gave it back to them

4. awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?

5. I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

6. Text her!


(Assumed CR is okay!)

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[badluckblues]

look very few things can compete with a good pair of tits, that's not a moral failing that's just fact

[sheisthewind]

Is it a moral failing of his if I make sure to wear a dress with a low neckline every time I ask him to do something that's fully against rules and regulations?

[badluckblues]

unsure, might have to see this dress myself before i make the call

[sheisthewind]

Shall I send a picture next time I wear it, or visit you and ask for a favour so you can fully evaluate the situation?

[badluckblues]

definitely visit, gotta fully evaluate the bounce situation and how that makes me feel about doing or not doing the favor

[sheisthewind]

I have faith in them.

5.

[sarcaskick]

a moment of silence for that man's dick. hopefully she didn't bite it off








actually it's not my dick so that would be pretty hilarous

[sheisthewind]

Is this why they warn about distracted driving?

[sarcaskick]

i feel like there's a joke in here somewhere about driving stick.

[sheisthewind]

I wonder how many stitches he needed.

[sarcaskick]

i dunno. did you get a look at it? if he was small it might not have taken that many at all to patch him back up.

[sheisthewind]

He looked a little smaller than average. There was too much blood to tell how severe the injury was.

[sarcaskick]

you might've done best to just take his head off with that wind magic of yours

it'd be a mercy kill

[sheisthewind]

But his suffering amused me too much, and there were witnesses.

[sarcaskick]

you know, i've heard of being called a cockbite but i don't think they ever meant it like this

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[hot_handed]

How can a penis be skilled? It doesn't have the dexterity hands do.

[sheisthewind]

You have a point. The skill is more in the legs, torso and hips.

[hot_handed]

In other words you need someone physically fit, with a good core and all those other things. You need a male stripper.

[sheisthewind]

I suppose if he's got the skill and stamina, the Chroma will take care of the rest. Thanks for the suggestion.

[hot_handed]

Or an assassin. I'm surprised you didn't reach the same conclusion. I thought you were smart.

[sheisthewind]

I did think of people with fighting skill. Stripper isn't a profession in my world.

[hot_handed]

bullshit, it's a profession in every shitty world.

[sheisthewind]

Not mine. There are prostitutes, but not strippers. My world doesn't have the luxuries that so many people seem accustomed to. Indoor plumbing does not exist. If you want water, you have to either go to a well, or find a lake or river. There are occasionally markets and restaurants in cities, but otherwise everyone either grows or hunts their food.

[hot_handed]

does it have viagra