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ren hana » boyfriend to death

[givenofox]

1. I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can you explain this?

2. I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.

3. There's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer.

4. Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?

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[pidgeypidge]

You spent the better part of the evening trying to convince me that it'd be hot. You're welcome.

[givenofox]

If I ever try to convince you the same thing with your bayard, just put me to bed. Please.

[pidgeypidge]

I mean... obviously.

[givenofox]

I can't believe you actually punched me in the face. Very rude.

[pidgeypidge]

After you spent the evening alternating between trying to sweet talk me into it and saying weird things in an attempt to get me mad enough to do it? I figured I owed you.

Your dedication is admirable.

[givenofox]

...Was it at least as hot as I was claiming?

[pidgeypidge]

I mean.

Punching you was kinda hot. You just seemed more startled than anything.

[givenofox]

And this is why I don't drink.

[ the perils of being a mega lightweight. ]

[pidgeypidge]

I can only imagine what sort of requests you'd come up with if you were drunk.

[givenofox]

Asking to be punched in the face because 'it'll be hot' is a possibility, apparently.

[pidgeypidge]

Those were your exact words fyi.

"Katie, please. It'll be hot~ This is a good idea."

I should've gotten it on video.

[givenofox]

N O P E

we never speak of this again

[pidgeypidge]

You're kind of adorable, y'know?

[givenofox]

I'm tough and scary.

[pidgeypidge]

[Snort.]

You're tougher and scarier than some people I know.

[givenofox]

I definitely lost tough points for the glitter getting stuck in my tail from that bath bomb, didn't I?

[pidgeypidge]

I think we both know the answer to that, sparkles~

[givenofox]

If you wake up one morning with glitter hair color spray in your hair, it definitely wasn't me.

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[tookashirototheknee]

Are you sure you're messaging the right Holt?

... not that I'd mind, but.

Re: 2

[givenofox]

...I'm not saying I agree but also how dead would Katie kill me for sleeping with you.

[tookashirototheknee]

Well, I know you both aren't exclusive... and neither of us would ever ask her to join, that would be too awkward.....

So probably not too much dead.

[givenofox]

You think you have some ideas that might be worth it?

[tookashirototheknee]

I definitely have an idea or two.

Depends on how violent you're wanting to go. I'm a lot stronger than I look.

[givenofox]

I can handle just about anything you wanna throw at me.

Or what you want thrown at you, if you prefer.