badluckblues: (don't go letting me down)

[personal profile] badluckblues 2019-10-21 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
eh, i'll take that.
specialist_snowflake: (Smile?)

[personal profile] specialist_snowflake 2019-10-21 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh WILL you? How very gracious.

And I do sincerely hope that you don't harbor the belief that your worth revolves around your girth. Insinuating that I would place less value in someone who has saved my life and honor, comforted me in times of distress, and left his comfort zone to become my boyfriend -- than a large penis? Quite frankly it's insulting.

Thankfully you *aren't* jealous, correct?
badluckblues: (21)

[personal profile] badluckblues 2019-10-21 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
are you saying it's small
badluckblues: (34)

[personal profile] badluckblues 2019-10-21 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
idk you're the one writing all the words to reassure me about someone else's big dick
specialist_snowflake: (Condescending)

[personal profile] specialist_snowflake 2019-10-21 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
You read all that and still only took away 'my dick must be inferior.'

Honestly.
badluckblues: (6)

[personal profile] badluckblues 2019-10-21 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
hey you wrote all that but you didn't write 'and also your dick is great'

a man's gonna get to wondering all right
Edited 2019-10-21 00:52 (UTC)
specialist_snowflake: (Schnee Pride)

[personal profile] specialist_snowflake 2019-10-21 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
You know I don't give frivolous praise. It must be earned.
badluckblues: (58)

[personal profile] badluckblues 2019-10-21 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
so what you're saying is you want my dick
specialist_snowflake: (Schnee Pride)

[personal profile] specialist_snowflake 2019-10-21 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
You're making several bold assumptions tonight.
badluckblues: (29)

[personal profile] badluckblues 2019-10-21 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
i'm assuming you're not looking for dick pics, for one
specialist_snowflake: (Clash)

[personal profile] specialist_snowflake 2019-10-21 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Correct. There would be little point, given as how I've seen you in the nude on several occasions.

Perhaps an exchange. You wish for a crude compliment. I would like a compliment in the form of a nice poem. If you can manage that, I will give you the reassurance you're strangely fixated on seeking.
badluckblues: (27)

[personal profile] badluckblues 2019-10-21 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
roses are red
violets are blue
you're the best thing that's ever happened to me
now compliment me too
specialist_snowflake: (Smile?)

[personal profile] specialist_snowflake 2019-10-21 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Simplistic, and verging on annoyingly sarcastic. But sweet. Very well, she did promise.]

Your size is adequately proportional.
badluckblues: (5)

[personal profile] badluckblues 2019-10-21 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
aaaand you want it
specialist_snowflake: (Schnee Pride)

[personal profile] specialist_snowflake 2019-10-21 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Do I? It's difficult to tell via text. Perhaps you should verify in person.
badluckblues: (I'm on a new wave)

[personal profile] badluckblues 2019-10-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
i can make that happen
specialist_snowflake: (Condescending)

[personal profile] specialist_snowflake 2019-10-21 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
See that you do so promptly.