texts from last moon.

[resound]

we made a mistake

Comments

[specialist_snowflake]

Do you feel threatened? Perhaps even jealous?

[badluckblues]

i'm just saying, as someone who has probably been on more dicks than you, size isn't everything.

[specialist_snowflake]

Now there's a mental image I could have done without.

[badluckblues]

excuse you i am hot as fuck and you know it

[specialist_snowflake]

I prefer 'devilishly handsome' but if you insist.

[badluckblues]

eh, i'll take that.

[specialist_snowflake]

Oh WILL you? How very gracious.

And I do sincerely hope that you don't harbor the belief that your worth revolves around your girth. Insinuating that I would place less value in someone who has saved my life and honor, comforted me in times of distress, and left his comfort zone to become my boyfriend -- than a large penis? Quite frankly it's insulting.

Thankfully you *aren't* jealous, correct?

[badluckblues]

are you saying it's small

[specialist_snowflake]

So size DOES matter.

[badluckblues]

idk you're the one writing all the words to reassure me about someone else's big dick

[specialist_snowflake]

You read all that and still only took away 'my dick must be inferior.'

Honestly.

[badluckblues]

hey you wrote all that but you didn't write 'and also your dick is great'

a man's gonna get to wondering all right

[specialist_snowflake]

You know I don't give frivolous praise. It must be earned.

[badluckblues]

so what you're saying is you want my dick

[specialist_snowflake]

You're making several bold assumptions tonight.

[badluckblues]

i'm assuming you're not looking for dick pics, for one

[specialist_snowflake]

Correct. There would be little point, given as how I've seen you in the nude on several occasions.

Perhaps an exchange. You wish for a crude compliment. I would like a compliment in the form of a nice poem. If you can manage that, I will give you the reassurance you're strangely fixated on seeking.

[badluckblues]

roses are red
violets are blue
you're the best thing that's ever happened to me
now compliment me too

[specialist_snowflake]

[Simplistic, and verging on annoyingly sarcastic. But sweet. Very well, she did promise.]

Your size is adequately proportional.

[badluckblues]

aaaand you want it

[specialist_snowflake]

Do I? It's difficult to tell via text. Perhaps you should verify in person.

[badluckblues]

i can make that happen

[specialist_snowflake]

See that you do so promptly.